the-absolute-funniest-posts: blimpcat: i was...
oohtheyhavenibbles: I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT GLOSTER CANARIES AND I’M GONNA CRY LOOKIT THEM THEY HAVE BOWLCUTS BOWLCUTS LOOK AT THAT SMUG LITTLE FUCKER WITH HIS FUCKING BOWLCUT
boil-hot-water: das—kapital: jennally: quinzycobweb: fefairi: himapapaftw: LISTEN HERE WRITERS OF SMUT IT DOESNT MATTER WHETHER YOURE WRITING TWO GUYS HAVING SEX OR A GUY AND A GIRL OR TWO CHICKS IF SOMEONE IS GETTING FRICKED UP THE BUTT YOU NEED TO USE LUBE AND ONLY USE LUBE YOU CANT USE ICE CREAM OR SHAMPOO OR W/E YOURE THINKING OK LUBE GREASE THE GEARS OR THE TRAIN AIN’T...
Orrr it’s a key all the time…and when you stick it in people, it unlocks their...– Michael J. Caboose (via tia-todd)
Blood is pretty important
Doc: Anyway. Blood is pretty important, so Caboose is bound to have some side-effects. Like dizziness, or nausea, or sensitivity to light...
Caboose: I think I'm going to stop standing up now. *fawl*
Doc: Or passing out.
Caboose: Church if I die I want you to have my orange juice!
Church: How can Tucker sleep with all that racket?
Doc: Sleep? He's not sleeping, he's in a coma!
Caboose: I can't feel my torso!
Too Wonderful To Not Reblog:
Teacher: Why did you not study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday.
Well that sucks
Looks like I screwed up again, this time unintentionally. Posted something about someone else when I was asking a friend for something and it went the wrong way. Sorry for that, Sam, I didn’t mean to cause a misunderstanding
I’m starting to get worried how much porn is going to start trickling into my dashboard. I’m in no mood to get in awkward situations with my family when they see porn on the screen and I’m not actually looking for it.
To the drinkers out there, ever need a jam to that... →
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First Post on Here: "Operation: Tumblr Survival"
So I gave in and decided to go to the dark side: Tumblr. I heard the rumours “OH YOU’LL LOVE IT! It’s so much fun!” But everyone who uses this knows you lose your life on here. Right now I’m hiding this from sister who is in the next room. I’ve heard how people no longer have lives on here, and I’m a bit worried. But, nevertheless, I am hopeful I get to...