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If i were you, i would like or reblog this post, because it just changed your life.
i used to do this all the time on neopets and message boards and shit and everyone was always like WITCHCRAFT
why can you just use the Alt button closer to the number pad or use the numbers above the letters? I mean how can you stretch your hand that far if you wanted to do this one handedly? or if you just have one hand? THEN WHAT?!?
I drew me as an enderman cause of my minecraft skin…
Don’t ask why gavins there
i was listening to this song when i came across this gif on my dash and im giggling at how well it’s fitting with it help skdjfksdfsg
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Help can only come if you want this to end. No one wants this to end, ever
I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT GLOSTER CANARIES AND I’M GONNA CRY LOOKIT THEM
THEY HAVE BOWLCUTS
LOOK AT THAT SMUG LITTLE FUCKER WITH HIS FUCKING BOWLCUT
for christmas, i bought my brother an ipod touch. it’s his very first ipod so i’m sure he’s going to flip shit. but since he’s been a little shit for most of the year, i’m gonna make him work for it. the ipod in wrapped in 38 various layers of bags, boxes, tissue paper, and tape. i’ve also hidden every single pair of scissors we own in our house. let’s see if he wants to play a game.
Calm it down, JigSaw.
I admire you.
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LISTEN HERE WRITERS OF SMUT
IT DOESNT MATTER WHETHER YOURE WRITING TWO GUYS HAVING SEX OR A GUY AND A GIRL OR TWO CHICKS
IF SOMEONE IS GETTING FRICKED UP THE BUTT
YOU NEED TO USE LUBE
AND ONLY USE LUBE YOU CANT USE ICE CREAM OR SHAMPOO OR W/E YOURE THINKING OK LUBE
GREASE THE GEARS OR THE TRAIN AIN’T GOING IN THAT TUNNEL!!!
We don’t want this to happen, do we?
That gif made me cringe. Oi.
Orrr it’s a key all the time…and when you stick it in people, it unlocks their death.